Dating Advisory ( for girls ) according to the book by Raditya Dika

1. When he fetch you for a date , welcome him by asking your family to dance together in front of your house

2. If your guy likes watching an imaginary movie like Harry Pottet etc , there's a possibility that he'll fetch you with an eagle . Don't worry , approach him and remind him that there's to parking lot for eagles .

3. Guys like being treated as a mature man . Just tell him "You're more mature than a pre school boy who's having dinner with me yesterday . "

4. Guys like listening to a girl singing . So bring him to a dark place then sing

5. First date is normally done in a dark place . When you're alone with him in the dark place then he suddenly kena possessed , don't be panic . Chat with him , who knows can get more chemistry .

6. Search for a quiet dating place , don't forget , to sound elite , find a place with European decoration , so go to the Dutch cemetery .

7. When he ask you to be his girlfriend , don't give answer directly . Remember , a girl must play hard to get . So answer him ,"Hmm let me think first for 3 years !"

8. Guys hate dirty girl . So when having dinner then you got stomachache , don't say ,"Oh I need to go to toilet , it's on the edge already !!!"

9. Learn about the movie synopsis that you're going to watch on the date . So that there won't be any stupid comment in the middle of the movie . For example you're watching Harry potter and you ask "Eh , where's Katniss Everdeen ? Why not appear yet ? "

10. During dinner , avoid personal topic , for example :
"I'm  pregnant" or "my grandma is an expert in strip tease !"